It’s about time I commented on the whole Heath Ledger thing but that’ll come later. I want to begin by discussing Bono. Recently at the World Economic Forum Annual Meeting he decided that Al Gore, you know the former United States vice-president who got bitch-slapped by George Bush in the year 2000 in a vote which still hasn’t officially been worked out. he decided that Al Gore was like ‘a priest’. Yes. He compared Al Gore to a bible bashing god-botherer. Now Bono, for his part was there to once again bitch, whine and annoy people about how Africa is still pretty much the arsehole of the planet and he spouted that about Gore. Now Al Gore is a lot of things. Pussy, whiner, little girl, award stealer, hypocrite and general al round know-nothing who has ideas about his station but a priest is not one of them. Sure Al Gore may be trying to help us all by advising us to save the planet but I do wonder, if George Bush hadn’t of stolen the presidency back in 2000 how much of his own advice would Al Gore be following now?? Would he of gotten rid of all the holidays and trips and everything the President has to take?? Would he of ditched Air Force One and taken a lighter, environmental efficiant aircraft?? Would he of taken a few bikes instead of twelve cars for his presidental convoy?? My arse he would of, he’d be all about flying and the hundreds of cars needed to protect his worthless ass. My point is that Al Gore and Bono should pretty much just die.
Not quite time for Heath Ledger, keep watching out for that.
My next problem is, and I risk showing my inner geek about this, is the new Star Trek film. Simply called ‘Star Trek’ (catchy title) it is set to feature the early days of the life of James Kirk. However considering that Kirk was about 30 when he originally took command of the USS Enterprise how much more is there to know?? Over the years there have been so, so many Star Trek books, video games and even TV series which have each added a little bit onto the life of Kirk so why specifically feature a movie about him at Starfleet Academy?? Do we REALLY need to see a 21 year old Kirk stumbling back into his dorm room drunk off his head and having it off with some alien girl as he does in seemingly every episode of the original Star Trek series?? I’m not at charge in Paramount but believe me if I was the very very very very VERY last story I would commision a film about would be James Kirk at Starfleet academy because let’s face it how dull does that sound?? Seriously??
And now the moment you’ve probably all been waiting for, my comments about Heath Ledger;
Haha. The ugly gimp is dead, that’s what he gets for being a dick.
Posted on January 26th, 2008 by admin
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